This is a selection of some of the more interesting tweets about the mystery Green Party press conference today. The most recent are first. If there’s any good ones missing, please add them to the comments section. [Read more below]
So the Green announcement isn't being livestreamed. I suppose that means it's being deadstreamed eh
Demelza Leslie @demelzaleslie
Russel Norman is talking first ....
"We have decided that we will only use free-range pork in the sausage rolls at the Christmas party this year." #GreenPressConference
Raymond a Francis @RaymondaFrancis
#GreensMysteryPressConference Russel Norman expelled for over populating the Planet
Best MP for Greens to lose would be Steffan Browning. Worst MPs would be @JulieAnneGenter @KevinHague or @jamespeshaw
Maybe the Greens are getting in on that sweet cheap real estate and are going to buy up all the state houses?
*Russel Norman rips off mask, revealing he was Rod Donald all along* #GreensMysteryPressConference
Russel Normal resigns, plans to run for Auckland Mayor in 2016
Damian Christie @damianchristie
BREAKING: Russel Norman announces month-long competition to name his newest baby. #GreensMysteryPressConference
1. Announce mystery press conference 2. Press speculate 3. Twitter appraises possibilities 4. Select the most popular one 5. Write speech
Russel Norman to adopt more centrist, mainstream spelling of Russell #greensprediction
You know, if the Greens *did* spend the entire year pranking the media I don't see what harm it would do them.
If it is an MP retiring, key question is why decision not made before election. What has happened in 3 months #GreensMysteryPressConference
Green Party going Blue: emergency press conf announcement
I'm starting to get nervous. This #greens announcement better be big otherwise the press gallery is likely to turn feral. FERAL!!
Andrew Miller @AndrewMiller05
Greens announce after giving Sean Plunkett's comments careful consideration, they're turning themselves in & await the treason charges.
Greens to announce formation of new hair metal act, Wylde Greens.
This idea of the @NZGreens to launch #HappyFriday with this Twitter joke session is a spectacular success.
Greens apologise to David Hay. He was right, they needed an Auckland-based leader. 2014 electoral result proved it.
Liam Kernaghan @liamkernaghan
The entire Green's caucus resigns to give the next guys and girls on the list a fair go #greenmysterypressconference
A serious tweet: The JJW political weather forecast says it will be positive to neutral announcement by the Greens.
Don't be silly, the new co-leader outside Parliament is obviously Gareth Morgan
Announcement they have succesfully cloned @JulieAnneGenter increasing their number of MPs to 15 #greenmysterypressconference
> Julie Anne Genter @JulieAnneGenter ·
@dpfdpf I think we're against cloning?
hamish mcneilly @southernscoop ·
Unconfirmed reports @NZGreens are going to partner with Resene to produce new colour palette for 2015/16
Liam Kernaghan @liamkernaghan ·
Greens to support Nat's RMA reform, but only if Russell gets his flag back #greenmysterypressconference
BREAKING: Greens Announce 'Dirty Politcs: The Movie'
Katie Bradford @katieabradford ·
Green MPs all over parliament. Speculation rife over which one is standing down - given they are all here it's likely to be a big name.
The Greens finally to announce an inquiry into inquiries.
Andrew Miller @AndrewMiller05 ·
Greens announce discovery of a way to turn bile into fuel. Kiwiblog commentators responsible for saving the planet. @dpfdpf
@metiria denies11a.m. press conf is about MH 370.
Brendan Seerup @AtomicPlayb0y ·
Greens forming new sustainability themed Viking metal band ' kalestorm ' #GreenPressConference
Is @jamespeshaw standing for the leadership already? #greenmysterypressconference
@dpfdpf @mcquillanatorz Greens to approve logging but only to print more Catton books, which will be distributed with free lunch to kids
11a.m. @NZGreens expected to introduce new Coromandel candidate @SeanPlunket
The @NZGreens announce a revised 'peak oil' date and petrol price forecast.
Apparently the Greens are having a snap conference and one of their MPs is stepping down. Guessing Kennedy Graham
The Green Party presser is actually the launch party for @metiria's album, "Green As I Wanna Be."
Greens confirm that they have used an obscure section of the Companies Act to take a majority shareholding in the ACT Party.
We should do mystery press conferences more often.
@jamespeshaw Will the mass orgy to protest hydraulic fracking be live-streamed?
11a.m. NZGreens expected to announce @RusselNorman as successor to Ian Fletcher. More soon...
Greens to front up to guerilla gardening scandal in Te Aro
The Greens announce they're sending a team to the NZ Yoga champs in Christchurch in March. Challenge others to do same #greenpressconference
Met is stepping down. Either I'm right and look like a genius for calling something no one else is, or I'm wrong and no one remembers
Greens to rename as 'Desserts' to try and appeal more to under-fives demographic.
I hope this 11am Greens press conference is just @metiria wanting to show everyone a photo of something cute her cat did this morning
Jonathan Fair @JonathanFair3 ·
It's obviously bad news. It's a Friday. Bury it. #greenpressconference
@dazzabrazza @bryce_edwards Dear Comrade Leader is announcing he's got his flag back
Greens to announce they've discovered a homeopathic cure to Ebola.
Going out on a limb, think no Green MP is standing down. Related, some of the tweetage has been funny. Some, not all.
Graeme Edgeler @GraemeEdgeler ·
Green Party announces Earth screwed, MPs leaving to form a commune off the grid #GreenPressConference
Can't we get a hashtag up about what the Greens are plotting, or how they might enact their "pain of death" #vertmort
Bryce Edwards @bryce_edwards ·
Wild greens speculation #3: Eleanor Catton to be new co-leader outside of Parliament...
> Mark Reynolds @MarkSReynolds ·
@bryce_edwards CORRECTION: Eleanor Catton to be new co-leader outside of New Zealand...
Bryce Edwards @bryce_edwards ·
Wild greens speculation #2: Metiria Turei to step down as co-leader
@bryce_edwards that would be a disaster...for National
Bryce Edwards @bryce_edwards ·
Wild green speculation #1: Stephen Browning to step down
Can't we get a hashtag up about what the Greens are plotting, or how they might enact their "pain of death" #vertmort
@mizjwilliams It's a trap! #GreenRedWedding
Speculation one MP is to be stood down for putting non-free trade bananas in the office fruit bowl.
What I'd give for @MaramaDavidson to be entering parliament.
Mystery Greens presser at 11am. All MPs asked to be there. Cone of silence on "pain of death".
@avancenz That would be death by non-violent means.
@jamespeshaw water boarded with quinoa
@avancenz Kale them all!
@jamespeshaw I just checked the rules and you actually need full party consensus for death
Patrick Gower @patrickgowernz ·
Something quite big going down with te Greens
